Added by Amanda Childress
on October 11, 2013
Foamy's eternal wisdom spews forth Dating Advice for the masses. illwillpress.com.
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haha what gangdam style dafuq
Dude…. this was the best dating advice ever! xD
It could also be that your destined significant other was aborted…just like the guy who would’ve cured cancer was probably aborted. in which case you will never find true love and you will most likely die of some form of cancer, have fun in the doomed world we have created.
I particularly love this one =) good advice.
You go Mr foam
Oh Foamy, thou art so wise
This my favorite fomay rant ever
He is way to busy attempting to take over the world to waste his precious time with women.
If Foamy is so smart, how come he’s still single
My chubby cousin was able to make the best pole dancer I’ve seen in my life fall for him because he used the Cupid Love System (Google it). It’s bad but I wish I became joyful for him but I dream a nice-looking person would fall in love with me like that. I’m totally jealous. Does that mean I’m a horrible person?
Fact: All women go through the same exact process when they decide to sleep with a guy.
Want to learn more? Watch the video on: GirlSecret.info.
What happens if the girl wants to be dominated? In more ways than just the usual BDSM relationship.
Life sucks. My cousin has started dating a 10 because 2 months back he signed up to an internet site named Master Attraction (Google it if you wish to learn more.) I’m so green with envy because I would like to just fall in love too. How come it’s so hard? I’m gonna check out this Jake Ayres man’s stuff. Surprising point is, he previously had NO luck with girls. How could you improve so swiftly? His lady’s a fucking model…
Because if they call you by a pet name more than your real name there’s a chance he’s cheating and/or forgot your name.
Life sucks. My buddy has started going out with a ten basically because 60 days back he joined a website named Master Attraction (Google it if you wish to learn how.) I’m jealous because I want to fall madly in love as well. I’m going to take a peek at this Jake Ayres guy’s material. Crazy thing is, my friend used to have NO success with women. How do you change so swiftly? His lady’s like a model.
It’s funny because it’s true…
True words of wisdom
Fuck funny as hell
Why I like being single.
Ummmm……explain :54 please….. @-@
Even better: smarter than the average human.
Of course, have you ever seen Foamy with a partner? Probably not a good idea to take dating advice from someone who’s always alone. And a squirrel.
Best advice I ever got was from an older woman. “Don’t let a girl get to thinking because they’ll fuck it up.”
Damn foamy, you talk fast.
Good god i love this squirrel
this proves some points but it seems that humanity now a days thrive on the opposite sex’s attention don’t say you don’t cuz you do you bastards. But to be fair im not different. but if your single and say you enjoy it don’t lie to yourself or make up that shit b/c you know deep in your mind you couldn’t get a boyfriend or girlfriend b/c there’s something wrong with how you look or how you act, but remember there’s always another person out there just like you looking for someone like you.
Exactly why I am single and why I enjoy being single.
Amen. I hate clingy guys that won’t take no for an answer. I have school fucker I don’t have time for you’re whiny bullshit.
Don’t date anyone who thinks ‘Reality TV’ is actually based on reality…