Added by on October 11, 2013

Foamy's eternal wisdom spews forth Dating Advice for the masses.



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  • Sancia Mitchell 4 years ago

    haha what gangdam style dafuq

  • Nikki Radke 4 years ago

    Dude…. this was the best dating advice ever! xD

  • clericofchaos1 4 years ago

    It could also be that your destined significant other was aborted…just like the guy who would’ve cured cancer was probably aborted. in which case you will never find true love and you will most likely die of some form of cancer, have fun in the doomed world we have created.

  • BLOODKINGbro 4 years ago


  • quackgoesthegooose 4 years ago

    I particularly love this one =) good advice.

  • kekelowlow79 4 years ago

    You go Mr foam

  • UnsungBaroque 4 years ago

    Oh Foamy, thou art so wise

  • nirvana2galaxy 4 years ago

    This my favorite fomay rant ever

  • Melting Sky 4 years ago

    He is way to busy attempting to take over the world to waste his precious time with women.

  • culwin 4 years ago

    If Foamy is so smart, how come he’s still single

  • Riksaf 4 years ago

    My chubby cousin was able to make the best pole dancer I’ve seen in my life fall for him because he used the Cupid Love System (Google it). It’s bad but I wish I became joyful for him but I dream a nice-looking person would fall in love with me like that. I’m totally jealous. Does that mean I’m a horrible person?

  • Alex Trabelssi 4 years ago

    Fact: All women go through the same exact process when they decide to sleep with a guy.
    Want to learn more? Watch the video on:

  • FreakAboutSims3 4 years ago

    What happens if the girl wants to be dominated? In more ways than just the usual BDSM relationship.

  • Shambhu Prasad 4 years ago

    Life sucks. My cousin has started dating a 10 because 2 months back he signed up to an internet site named Master Attraction (Google it if you wish to learn more.) I’m so green with envy because I would like to just fall in love too. How come it’s so hard? I’m gonna check out this Jake Ayres man’s stuff. Surprising point is, he previously had NO luck with girls. How could you improve so swiftly? His lady’s a fucking model…

  • LuxiLovesKush 4 years ago

    Because if they call you by a pet name more than your real name there’s a chance he’s cheating and/or forgot your name.

  • Jayatissa Deweddana Gamage 4 years ago

    Life sucks. My buddy has started going out with a ten basically because 60 days back he joined a website named Master Attraction (Google it if you wish to learn how.) I’m jealous because I want to fall madly in love as well. I’m going to take a peek at this Jake Ayres guy’s material. Crazy thing is, my friend used to have NO success with women. How do you change so swiftly? His lady’s like a model.

  • TheCeejReturns 4 years ago

    It’s funny because it’s true…

  • Silvester Robinson 4 years ago

    True words of wisdom

  • lnathan arredondo 4 years ago

    Fuck funny as hell

  • Zombieman444 4 years ago

    Why I like being single.

  • Khandiie Amerson 4 years ago

    Ummmm……explain :54 please….. @-@

  • PhoenixBlazer39 4 years ago

    Even better: smarter than the average human.

  • John Richardson 4 years ago

    Of course, have you ever seen Foamy with a partner? Probably not a good idea to take dating advice from someone who’s always alone. And a squirrel.

  • HeadShot319 4 years ago

    Best advice I ever got was from an older woman. “Don’t let a girl get to thinking because they’ll fuck it up.”

  • snowboarderforlyfe 4 years ago

    Damn foamy, you talk fast.

  • DisturbedDestortion 4 years ago

    Good god i love this squirrel

  • Wingdragin 4 years ago

    this proves some points but it seems that humanity now a days thrive on the opposite sex’s attention don’t say you don’t cuz you do you bastards. But to be fair im not different. but if your single and say you enjoy it don’t lie to yourself or make up that shit b/c you know deep in your mind you couldn’t get a boyfriend or girlfriend b/c there’s something wrong with how you look or how you act, but remember there’s always another person out there just like you looking for someone like you.

  • athena christine-dorsey 4 years ago

    Exactly why I am single and why I enjoy being single.

  • Laylah Janelle 4 years ago

    Amen. I hate clingy guys that won’t take no for an answer. I have school fucker I don’t have time for you’re whiny bullshit.

  • Kevin Sullivan 4 years ago

    Don’t date anyone who thinks ‘Reality TV’ is actually based on reality…