Added by Brandy Rivera
on January 23, 2015
http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/
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To a woman, a male friend is a guy who will do shit for her, without her
having to put out. You might as well be gay.
i love nia and bill!!! had a good laugh…
Nia has all the personality of the dry flakey skin on the underside of my
ok, when you and they are drunk at a summer party, lie on the floor in the
garden and ask them to lie down next to you ‘do you ever see like people
dancing in the clouds’
Then shag em.
7:33 best advice nia has ever given
Typical Nia. She can’t figure out why it’s so hard to give dating advice
for men, then Bill points out that she’s never been in the position of
having to be a man trying to hook up with a chick (which is a completely
reasonable explanation for the difficulty she is having), and she
immediately sneers and gets bitchy. Just shuts it down with a “we’re not
It boggles the mind as to how such an easily-offended person somehow lives
with Bill Burr. One would think you’d need tougher skin to cohabitate with
Bill totally bombed this one. Terrible advice. If this kid is reading,
focus on your hobby/passion whatever (i.e if you draw continue being better
at it) and be more social in terms of having more guys friends around you
who seek your company. And then the pussy will come to you naturally as
you’re seen to be a leader, passionate and interesting person. Also,
remember that a lot of guys didn’t get laid in HS so it isn’t a big deal.
yeah black dynamite nia is annoying as fuck nia allways seem to fuck up
Nia isn’t whiny or annoying unless Bill gets her into one of those ruts and
its like “come on dudes, be a little self aware” but with her she feels it
so its like ok, lets try to figure out if we can pave this road, so you can
make the turn instead of fish tailing.
Its an interesting window into seeing what happens when he practices what
Course its a bit fudged to have the world in on it, but w/e you don’t blame
a dude who’s made his money in farming from smelling like farm.
The next time she says something especially funny…give her your sweetest
look and smile and say”you are just too cute,I like you” then say you have
to go but you’ll catch her later. AND make sure to look back at her as you
walk away. Men in general don’t feel the need to look back and get one more
glimpse so if she can catch you doing that…bam! Best of luck to you!
im gonna quote patrice and say: if you give your time to a girl and she
doesnt fuck you, you are her time-hoe.
Billy Freckles…. The man without a country…. I’m freaking crackin up at
Hey Sally, nice fuckin rack lmao I’m dead lol.
“Hey, Nia! Can you help that kid to get laid?!”
Laughed my ass off ))))))))))))))))))))